mostly harmless

me: hey grandma, i saw santa on a motorcycle in town today 

gma: oh? did you hop on the back?

me: …no, he was just a man riding around town dressed like santa.

gma: you should have flagged him down and gotten on

me: i dont get on the back of motorcycles with strange men

gma: i bet he wouldve let you take a ride if you had flagged him, ya know

me: he was like 50. letting me or not wasnt the issue

gma: still. i bet he wouldve let you have a ride.

me: i bet he would have grandma. i bet he would.