January 2011
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likes/dislikes
dislikes:
parallel parking
asking for money owed
thin/sparse eyelashes
winter
the overused “rip”, “fml”, “drama”, and “fake”
job searching
likes:
the lingering taste of garlic from a meal an hour ago
post workout buzz
game plans
crochet blankets
online window shopping
oreo flavored iced hot chocolate
perfectly symmetrical eyebrows
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to the anonymous dude who yacked in our buildings hallway:
not cool man, not cool.
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The House GOP's Plan to Redefine Rape
Rape is only really rape if it involves force. So says the new House Republican majority as it now moves to change abortion law.
For years, federal laws restricting the use of government funds to pay for abortions have included exemptions for pregnancies resulting from rape or incest. (Another exemption covers pregnancies that could endanger the life of the woman.) But the “No Taxpayer...
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got into a huge (and public) drunken fight with my ex at the bar last night. honestly it was a long time coming, but i wish i didnt do it while drunk and sloppy and whatnot. mustve looked like an ass. and i kind of sprung it on him out of nowhere. but two years worth of guilt trips, constant 3am drunken phone calls, suicide threats, harassment of both me and my other relationships, and drug abuse...
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the universe refuses to let me be a bitch. i refuse to make idle chit chat with ted at 6:30 in the morning, and he leaves me a lovey dovey first-day-of-classes note hidden in my notebook.
also: bought healthy foods and hit the gym yesterday, will be back every sat mon and thurs. only got to 300 cals but its the first time ive been there in months, so some slacking off is to be expected.
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welcome back parties, girl talk (as in conversation, not music), being overstuffed by overstuffed burritos, and somewhat functioning heat (with a pilot light that only has to be relighted twice a day)
these are a few of my favorite things
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oldboats-deactivated20120101 asked: HEY, KAT! I would have followed you anyway because 1. we have the same birthday 2. I promised you on our birthday that I would find you on tumblr (yes, really), but you posted that totally weird/bad/great Sherman Alexie poem (with the perfect phrase "shotgun-rich and impulse-poor") awhile back, so you were guaranteed a follow even if I didn't know you at all.
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generation gaps
nattattack:
“Let me tell you something.. when I was your age, I was fighting Communisim”
best part of the night
I feel you, my dad thinks he wrote Red Dawn
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nervousrex:
“She’s built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro”
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after the simultanious realization that ive done nothing artistic/creative in the longest time, and i should probably be nicer to my boyfriend (especially after this past weekend, where i may or may not have been heavily served and little loose-lipped), i decided to make a stencil of my favorite picture of him and give it to him as a just-because gift. i worked on it late last night, and nearly...
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“consoler of the lonely”
the...
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things that stick in mind after this looonnnggg birthday weekend:
broken heat, broken cameras, drinks in hands, holes in walls, drive-by drugs, super strong drunk girls, swollen necks, hibernation, local watering holes, genetic traits, men named Lacy, verbal abuse, sex (by surprise!), saturation, good eating, body aching.
someone needs a nap.
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to all those who currently find themselves in new paltz/monroe, or anywhere in between, party at my apartment tomorrow (thursday) for my 21st.
im preparing myself mentally for the mess and the ruckus this will obviously produce.
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mutually assured destruction
when i was nine, my father sliced his knee
with a chainsaw. but he let himself bleed
and finished cutting down one more tree
before his boss drove him to EMERGENCY
.
late that night, stoned on morphine and beer,
my father needed my help to steer
his pickup into the woods. “watch for deer,”
my father said. “those things just appear
.
like magic.” it was indian...
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since my mom has been run ragged by cooking three meals a day for my grandparents who are staying with us these past few weeks, i promised to take over and cook dinner one night. the only thing i know how to prepare is falafel. im not sure how a diabetic and disgruntled italian man and wife will respond to fried middle eastern food, but i guess today at about 5:30 i ll find out.
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new years resolution: get that ocd on check
i had a birthday party for my friend mollye at my apartment, and it got bigger and more rowdy than anticipated. instead of letting go and enjoying myself, i cleaned in between dancing, and couldnt stop eyeing the beer and mud on the floor. same thing for an acid trip earlier in the year, i couldnt stop picking hair out of the bedroom carpet when i...
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473. You can't drink champagne from the bottle....