December 2010
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my grandfather is a crafty bastard. him and my grandma are staying with us for a few weeks, and when my parents arent around im in charge of keeping an eye on them. well my parents went to home depot and while they were gone grandpa shouted “is there any beer in this house?!” So being the helpful and loving grandkid i am im all “totally bro chill out on one a these mc...
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lately ive been very aware that i consider being emotional or sensitive a seriously negative personality trait. the second i see it in someone else im turned off, and when i feel like im reflecting it i get upset, thus creating a cycle of increasing emotional awareness and anxiety. its caused some problems. most recently, after a fight with ted, during which my feelings took some considerable...
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just when im feeling old, mature, a real adult, finishing reports on time and studying instead of going out, learning responsibility… i go ahead and light fireworks off in a room of sleeping friends because i was sippin on free southern comfort, and get my boyfriend attacked by said friends.
it is good to be young and stupid.
ps- sorry rob
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i have this anxiety that ive inherited, along with a boatload of good intentions, from my mother. she met my dad at 25, ten months later they were married. because of their happy ending, their success against modern odds, i feel like im being held to this high standard. That should divorce happen, it would define me, and make whatever love had been there illegitimate. im supposed to be actively...
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The light of morning decomposes everything.
– A Wild Sheep Chase by Haruki Murakami (via thechocolatebrigade)
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i just overheard two lesbians discussing, in all seriousness, how shallow gay men are when hooking up and having relationships, because after all, “theyre still guys”.
…i think im getting a migraine.
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THIS IS YOUR SURVIVAL GUIDE
comfyconfetti:
and when i say “survival”, i don’t mean the tree house romance of swiss family robinson or Bear Grylls’ dramatically devouring an insect. I’m talking about the apocalypse where humanity becomes victim to toxic waste, zombies, hurricanes, civil unrest, viral infection, earthquakes, and alien invasion. prepare to board up your windows. (you’ve been sensing it for a while, the way...
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"at least we're screwed together"
teds car broke down while he was coming back from an impromptu Vermont snowboarding session somewhere near his mothers house in Albany. i naturally volunteered myself to be the cavalry, driving up at about 8 at night. i shouldve listened to the weird feeling i got on my way up. i almost hit a few deer, the wind on the thruway kept pushing my car around, and i was just generally a little freaked....
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i had a dream that i was in a car with my mom and i kept eating 20 dollar bills that i had gotten paid from work. just kept stuffing them in, like lettuce. i suddenly realized what i was doing and got so upset that i had just wasted so much money without thinking, and i didnt even feel full at all. i complained to my mother until she gave me replacement 20’s.
i think theres a lesson in...
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theres this theatre major guy in my period styles class.
from the constant interruptions and exclamations, i had already deemed him insufferable, but that might be because its my first class on mondays and im in no mood. but today, he revealed himself not only to be a bit outspoken, but one of those “LOOK AT ME, PROF! I DO DRUGS AND CURSE ALOT, AND OPENLY DISCUSS BOTH WITH LITTLE TO NO...
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Eminem leads Grammy nods with 10 – The Marquee... →
nedhepburn:
BREAKING NEWS: The Grammys now entirely irrelevant.
The Grammys are like someones recently divorced parent trying to make conversation about music after too much white wine.
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