My roommate just came home with a box containing a super racist collection of salt and pepper shakers left to her by her grandmother. We’re talking super racist. A mix of little blackfaced figurines and a few really unfortunate asian caricatures. She actually wants to display these things, like where people can see them. So I guess my question is how do I stage an “accidental” breaking of like, 50 pairs of these?
I found the worst half in me
We’re cut off at the knees,
Can’t even take a stand
didn’t mention it at the time, but last week my ex boyfriend broke into my house as my current boyfriend and i slept, and just kind of drunkenly fucked with our shit, at some point left a note explaining his intentions were to visit my cat, and then passed out on our couch. he left before we woke up, and we only knew he had been there based on some eyewitness accounts by my landlord, the note, and the fact that my cat was locked in a closet.
no witty conclusion, just recording for posterity / future legal reasons.
But honey, don’t mistake my affection
For another spit-and-penny style redemption
Cause we’re all sons of someones
I wanna mean more than I mean to you
I wanna mean more than I meant to him
We got a cool bird feeder and it has the birds come into your room!!! It has a one way mirror so they don’t know you’re right there watching them.