If you vote for me in the 2012 election, it is my promise that as your president, i will place a nation wide ban on Uggs, Crocs, and any other foot related atrocity. Smoking will be legal in any bar during the months of November through March. The penny and nickel are more expensive to make then theyre worth? I will get rid of the free loading bastards. Adult sized bouncy castles! Whiskey water fountains in the office place! A sin tax on dub step! These are my promises to you!!!
~~**KAT FOR PREZIDENT 2012**~~
Lana Del Rey — Born To Die (Deluxe 320kpps)
Finally!
- Born to Die
- Off to the Races
- Blue Jeans
- Video Games
- Diet Mountain Dew
- National Anthem
- Dark Paradise
- Radio
- Carmen
- Million Dollar Man
- Summertime Sadness
- This Is What Makes Us Girls
- ► Without You
- Lolita
- Lucky Ones
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Hello? Hello?
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I can be your china doll
If you want to see me fall.
Boy you’re so dope…
i think that part of belonging to this modern age is internally wrestling with which/how many social media outlets to whore yourself out to. up until 4am today, i was at a stingy 2.
so i got a twitter. @kat_mann_du
i am not proud.
My apprentice/best friend did this tonight on our wonderful friend Alex. I think it turned out pretty darn awesome. Good job Wyatt Hesemeyer!
Done !!! Not bad for an apprentice ;)
(Source: eva-unitxvx)
taking my family to my place of employment for a 4 course meal on me. ima wine n dine the shit outta them.
Be careful. People like to be told what they already know. Remember that. They get uncomfortable when you tell them knew things. New things… well, new things arent what they expect. They like to know that, say, a dog will bite a man…. They dont want to know that man bites a dog, because the world is not supposed to happen like that.In short, what people think they want is news, but what they really crave is olds… not news but olds, telling people that what they think they already know is true.
-Terry Pratchett as Lord Vetinari, The Truth: a Novel of Discworld
