She really loved him, I couldn’t see it though
He really loved her, but I don’t believe it oh no
impossible xmas. way to sell out, you beautiful bastards.
skills: making everything about me. literally everything. the moon landing was me. i did that.
I wouldn’t normally post a facebook tiff like this, but this kid is an idiot and I felt the need to document my shade.
and do I spy a fedora?
It’s so hard cause you’re all I know
I showed up at dessert, got drunk on the white zinfandel, left my car keys in your back seat as you drove me home and no, I have no plans to finish my degree AM I DOING THANKSGIVING RIGHT YET?
the time is 8:02